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Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier on. He was on crack, she was on blow. Necrophilia The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one. If a crack forms in your backyard. Is it your fault? Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

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A Crack Addict! A guy comes home with two black eyes. Why can't eggs keep secrets? A man comes home from a formal party with two black eyes His roommate looks at him surprised and asks him how on earth it happened. What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? Neither one can resist the urge to crack open a cold one. Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says whatcha got there, pal? Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? As the plumber left my house I saw something fall out of his back packet. I walked over and saw that it was a bag of drugs. My girlfriend wakes me up by sitting on my face. I've been waking up at the crack of Dawn.